This is haiku I wrote today in a large meeting room where the a/c is cranked up for some unknown reason.
Why would they turn up
the air-conditioning so high?
Cold as death, tomb-like.
Is it not enough
that we must sit pretending
interest in this?
Oh well. If we die
of boredom at this meeting,
at least we won't rot.
Love the meeting haiku!
ReplyDeleteThank you for letting me use your idea!
ReplyDeleteHey Liz, no - I'm not coming and going in one day. Just ranting in a way that made it read that way. I'll be in nyc for about a month. Not sure of our plans yet, but that will all work itself out!
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jenn
Excellent!
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ReplyDeleteI loved these! Especially the middle one.
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! Do the same thing during my company's meetings. We had one today...I wrote a bunch...here's a couple:
ReplyDeleteBoring man talks now
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> Makes all of us move closer
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> Now I will doze off
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> Nothing but numbers
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> Makes my sitting here torture
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> Oh when will this end?
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> Does anyone care
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> What this man yammers about
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> I fall sound asleep
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> Oh numbers, numbers
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> Oh how I hate those numbers
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> They just mean nothing
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> So many buzzwords
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> Those words amount to zero
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> Makes big guys feel good
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> Keep buttering up
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> Even though all of us know
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> You don't really care
That woman has long
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> Toenails on her feet, oh yuck
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> Why does she not groom?