Ten ways to tell if your 5 year old could use a nap

1. He's rubbing his eyes
2. He's playing pirates with only one eye open - the one NOT covered by the eye-patch.
3. He's whining.
4. He's complaining.
5. He's snivelling.
6. He's not in the mooooooood to play.
7. He's wants to watch Sponge Bob, no! Tutenstein, no! Spongebob!
8. He's growing fangs, horns, claws, and a forked tail.
9. He throws a face-down, full-volume, red-faced, nuclear melt-down.
10. He's not tiiiiired and he doesn't neeeeeed a naaaaaap.

Why does he save up the melt-downs for when we have a childless guest over? First one in weeks, I swear.