Monday, March 05, 2007

A recipe for take out

In a small bowl mix:
1 5-year-old check-up
A dash each of goofiness and showing off
2 immunizations
1 TB test
1 finger stick for a blood lipids test

Add:
4 minutes of wailing

Stir until combined.

Add:
Stickers

Put into a sunny, friendly daycare to simmer for 6 hours.

Meanwhile, mix one Daddy with a late-afternoon coffee meeting and one Mommy with a Biology class and an internship. Set on a crowded highway for at least half-an-hour.

Serve hot.

5 comments:

Yankee, Transferred said...

Good one.

Mummy/Crit said...

Wow, I hope I don't need that recipe soon. Actually we have take away once a week, but not when D is with us. Monday, when I finish my 9+hour day after 7 pm. Yuck.

Miche said...

Brilliant!

Susan said...

Love this post! We have a four-year-old check up soon; I can hardly wait!

MommyHAM said...

we had takeout at my house tonight too. Our recipe was more my laziness + tax refund, lol.