His first assignment

Today was Open House at my son's school for kids to meet their teachers. My son's teacher this year is Mr. TallKindFormerThirdGradeTeacher (not his real name), a gentleman my son knows and likes but didn't have as a teacher himself (he had Ms. Marvelock).

Mr. TallKindFormerThirdGradeTeacher gave the kids an assignment. Below are Mr. Spock's pictures of the intructions

and here's what Muffin Man wrote:

Excuse me, while I go be verklempt on my own for a little while. It looks like I might be raising a mensch.

At the library

I don't approve of the text, but I do approve of the activity.

Do you like my hat?

This is the hat I've talked about before.

And this is the one I wore to Walt Disney World long ago. Alas, it got hopelessly crushed on the way back.

Muffin Man wore it best.