Thursday, May 19, 2005

More Meeting Haiku

Why do you never
change the agenda for the
weekly staff meeting?

Have you never heard
of tracking action items?
What is up with that?

If it weren't for the
homily (changed weekly)
I'd think you lazy

No one wants a sermon
on their agenda. Really,
that's not what it's for

Pontificate on
your own time. Seriously,
your God isn't mine.

7 comments:

Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

Wow. Sounds like a blast. ;-)

Phantom Scribbler said...

This is what you're sitting through at work???? I guess it's better than having a gun pointed at you, but just barely...

liz said...

Yup. It's a barrel o' laughs over here.

The very best part is that these agendas (agendae?) go to our customer, too.

They've gotta love 'em.

SuzanH said...

Wow. Maybe I'll rethink that whole working thing. Poverty isn't really so bad.

You have quite the gift for haiku. I'm impressed.

liz said...

It was Phantom Scribbler's idea, I just ran with it.

Honestly, these meetings run looooonnnnggg.

Moreena said...

How funny. And I thought answering the same question 15 times for a 4-year-old was annoying! At least she's 4 and asks funny questions.

Thanks for solving the mystery of the wire thingy I took a picture of at the farm, by the way. Perhaps an internet game of "identify this strange thing" would speed the staff meetings along?

liz said...

Oooh! I like that idea, Moreena. Glad to have you here, btw.