So, enough of me shouting. Let's turn up the volume in a totally different way, shall we?
Felted slippers. Knitted 10 years ago (or more) and felted this past week (7 times in the washer, small load setting, hot water, mild detergent). Yes, it's that yarn again. The button holes disappeared in the felting process, so the buttons are just for show. I'm going to sew velcro closures on.
They are for my sister, but are a bit wide. She'll need to wear thick socks with them.