The What if...Meme

I caught this one from Phantom Scribbler again.

Here's how the game works. Below are a series of statements. I choose five and complete them, then "tag" three more people to do the same.

The statements are:
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an inn-keeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a world famous blogger
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure

If I could be a farmer, I would raise coffee, pineapples and bananas on Kauai.
If I could be an inn-keeper, I would run a B&B next to Kee Beach on Kauai.
If I could be a librarian, I would run the lovely new library in Princeville on Kauai.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would sail the seven seas, marauding slavers' ships and come back to my base on Kauai.
If I could be a scientist, I would be a botanist and get a grant to study flowers on Kauai.

Hmmmm....it may be time for a vacation.

Once again, I don't know if anyone out there hasn't been hit with this stick so if you haven't done this one yet, and you want to...Consider yourself hit!