Dear Jerkface:
Our professor is deaf and, therefore, he speaks somewhat indistinctly. When you keep talking through his lecture, it means none of the rest of us can hear what he's saying. Nor can he hear questions posed to him. Given your complete ignorance of the subject you demonstrated during the class review session before the exam today, I'm guessing that this technique isn't working very well for you, either.
Your behavior shows that, despite your claims to the contrary, the corporeal punishment your parents used with you DID NOT WORK. You are the poster child of what comes of Authoritarian Intrusive parenting. And, yes, that WAS a question on the exam. Why? Did you get it wrong?
Sincerely,
Mystery Mommy
Through My Glasses, Dorkily
13 years ago
8 comments:
Oh yeah! Lovin' this side of you, Liz!
Get him, Liz. Azzhat.
What YT said. You tell 'im.
I love that your post is tagged "the decline of western civilization"!
See, this is why I sometimes want to just carry a 2x4 with me at all times... some people need to be bonked on the head.
Ugh. That must be so frustrating.
Ugh. Apply 2" x 4" repeatedly.
I'd hate to see what that asshat would have done in my third-semester-calculus class. The prof was blind and had no voicebox so he used a mechanical one. You had to pay attention to the whiteboard every second because he had a bad habit of overwriting himself... and that was 3-D calculus.
(The only thing I retain from that class is that a Pringles potato chip is a parabolic hyperboloid. Sad, truly.)
Too bad you're too nice to send it!
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